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Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?

Shemdoe raised up his hand.

Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students)

Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumi…. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima

Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is…

Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa πŸƒ

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