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Mzee moja alikuwa kila usiku anapita mbele ya bank anasimama,kisha anapiga honi,akitoka askari mlinzi,anaondoka.Hilo jambo likamkera sana askari mlinzi, askari akawa na mvizia yule mzee wa kichaga ,siku alipokuja tena akamkamata, akamuuliza kwa nini unakuja unapiga honi kisha unakimbia? Mzee akasema: Haki ya mungu babaangu , Nina pesa zangu ktk account hapa bank naogopa usilale usingizi ndo maana kila siku usiku napita kukuangalia kama umelala!!
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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂

Khadija (Guest) on October 21, 2017

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 13, 2017

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David Ochieng (Guest) on September 9, 2017

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Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Umetisha! 👌😂

James Kimani (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 27, 2017

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Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂

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Amir (Guest) on December 18, 2016

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Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 27, 2016

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Mariam (Guest) on November 12, 2016

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😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

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😄 Kichekesho gani!

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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 7, 2016

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Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 20, 2016

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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Biashara (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 13, 2015

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Athumani (Guest) on December 3, 2015

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Furaha (Guest) on November 16, 2015

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Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 7, 2015

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Anna Malela (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Hamida (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Omari (Guest) on June 4, 2015

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Jabir (Guest) on May 21, 2015

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Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 15, 2015

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Athumani (Guest) on April 8, 2015

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

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