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Majibu ya mkato ya kuchekesha Kutoka Kenya

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Njeri: Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine kama Chinese wamejenga ingine.

Odhis: Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis: Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger: Shukisha dere.
Makanga: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga: Basi shuka upande fridge

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👥 Mwanaidi Guest Jun 23, 2017
😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!
👥 Moses Kipkemboi Guest May 29, 2017
Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁
👥 Anna Kibwana Guest May 22, 2017
😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!
👥 Linda Karimi Guest May 16, 2017
Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊
👥 Robert Okello Guest Apr 21, 2017
🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!
👥 Charles Mchome Guest Apr 14, 2017
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂
👥 Alice Mwikali Guest Apr 1, 2017
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👥 Leila Guest Mar 10, 2017
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!
👥 John Lissu Guest Feb 15, 2017
Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂
👥 Grace Mushi Guest Dec 30, 2016
Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁
👥 Joyce Aoko Guest Dec 18, 2016
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏
👥 Esther Cheruiyot Guest Nov 30, 2016
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👥 Dorothy Majaliwa Guest Nov 22, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣
👥 Monica Nyalandu Guest Nov 20, 2016
Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁
👥 Mwinyi Guest Nov 11, 2016
Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆
👥 Lydia Mahiga Guest Nov 6, 2016
Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂
👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Nov 5, 2016
Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥
👥 Wilson Ombati Guest Oct 6, 2016
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣
👥 Alice Wanjiru Guest Sep 23, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
👥 Elizabeth Malima Guest Sep 22, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂
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Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅
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😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
👥 Margaret Anyango Guest Jun 19, 2016
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏
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🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!
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🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!
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😆 Ninakufa hapa!
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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄
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😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!
👥 Nora Kidata Guest May 22, 2016
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👥 Francis Mtangi Guest May 12, 2016
Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂
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Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
👥 Kevin Maina Guest Apr 24, 2016
🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!
👥 Sharon Kibiru Guest Feb 15, 2016
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
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Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌
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Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣
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Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅
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Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣
👥 Sumaya Guest Oct 8, 2015
😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!
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Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂
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Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅
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Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂
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😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
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😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
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