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Ungekua wewe ndio baba wa Huyu mtoto ungemjibu nini?

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MTOTO: Hivi Baba wewe umezaliwa wapi?????
BABA: Mbeya

MTOTO: Mama nae kazaliwa wapi????
BABA: Tanga
MTOTO: Mimi jee?????
BABA: Dar
MTOTO: Sasa tulikutanaje????
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hapo wee kama baba ungemjibuje mwanao😳😳😳

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