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Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

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Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza akasema:ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi.





Chizi mwenzie akajibu:hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…
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😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Nahida (Guest) on July 7, 2017

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Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 13, 2016

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Hamida (Guest) on December 30, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2015

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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 16, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 14, 2015

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Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

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Leila (Guest) on October 25, 2015

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Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 17, 2015

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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 30, 2015

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