What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Fatuma (Guest) on September 22, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 13, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 11, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sumaya (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Kiza (Guest) on August 20, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Baridi (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kazija (Guest) on July 30, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 19, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Shani (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 16, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Sultan (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Ahmed (Guest) on June 23, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Daudi (Guest) on June 18, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Maneno (Guest) on June 18, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Jabir (Guest) on May 31, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Nchi (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 17, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mgeni (Guest) on May 3, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 30, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 30, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Omar (Guest) on April 14, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 12, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rahim (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 18, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 12, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 11, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rabia (Guest) on March 1, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Issack (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 11, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Issack (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Sarafina (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Omari (Guest) on December 12, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nashon (Guest) on December 11, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Amina (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Bakari (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Nuru (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

John Kamande (Guest) on November 9, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 9, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!