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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Baridi
Guest
May 13, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Issa
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Shani
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Salma
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
