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David Kawawa
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Jan 3, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Omar
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Maida
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Majid
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Omari
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Salima
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Majid
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Omar
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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John Malisa
Guest
May 22, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Nyota
Guest
May 8, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rahim
Guest
May 2, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
