What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

Nasra (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 18, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 15, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wande (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 5, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 2, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Fadhila (Guest) on August 19, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Omar (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 13, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mgeni (Guest) on July 26, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 4, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 15, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 6, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 27, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Selemani (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 24, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Bahati (Guest) on May 18, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Tambwe (Guest) on May 3, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Fadhili (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Omari (Guest) on April 23, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nahida (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 12, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mazrui (Guest) on April 10, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 6, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 5, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Jabir (Guest) on January 5, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 3, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jaffar (Guest) on December 22, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Zubeida (Guest) on December 1, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Kassim (Guest) on November 29, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Salma (Guest) on November 24, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

James Mduma (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 23, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Binti (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Tambwe (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 2, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Shani (Guest) on October 29, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nassar (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻