What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Mashaka (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Zawadi (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Khatib (Guest) on October 9, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Jafari (Guest) on October 6, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 22, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 18, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Issa (Guest) on September 11, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Bakari (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Omari (Guest) on August 29, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Khadija (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 7, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 2, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Biashara (Guest) on July 30, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 28, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Chum (Guest) on July 24, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Josephine (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 9, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Sofia (Guest) on July 7, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Azima (Guest) on June 11, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 18, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Zakaria (Guest) on May 8, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Chum (Guest) on April 6, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Asha (Guest) on April 5, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Amani (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 27, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Hashim (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on March 8, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Chum (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Fadhila (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on February 22, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nashon (Guest) on February 15, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Bakari (Guest) on February 14, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mchuma (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Kheri (Guest) on January 29, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Maida (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️