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Shamim
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Sep 25, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Chum
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Wande
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Maida
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Issack
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 22, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Rabia
Guest
May 1, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Neema
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Neema
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Binti
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Maida
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Amani
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Maida
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
