Why did the chicken go to jail?

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 19, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Azima (Guest) on August 27, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 21, 2021

😄 Too good!

Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Warda (Guest) on August 10, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Fadhili (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Shamsa (Guest) on July 31, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

James Mduma (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kassim (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 13, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Sofia (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Abubakar (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 16, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Rashid (Guest) on June 16, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Kahina (Guest) on June 9, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Baridi (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rehema (Guest) on April 20, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Farida (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 1, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Maida (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

George Mallya (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 13, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Abubakar (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwanais (Guest) on January 19, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rabia (Guest) on January 11, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

John Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 16, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Khalifa (Guest) on December 2, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 26, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Abubakari (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 10, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅