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Hii dunia ina mambo, cheki kilichotokea wakati mme anakata roho akiwa na mke wake

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:

MUME - mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.

MKE - nayafahamu yote hayo ndio maana nimekupa sumu.

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