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Hii dunia ina mambo, cheki kilichotokea wakati mme anakata roho akiwa na mke wake

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Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:

MUME - mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.

MKE - nayafahamu yote hayo ndio maana nimekupa sumu.

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David Musyoka (Guest) on November 22, 2017

😅😊😂👏

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Rahim (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Rubea (Guest) on September 21, 2017

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 19, 2017

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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 28, 2017

😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 16, 2017

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Nassor (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 3, 2017

😂👌

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Makame (Guest) on March 23, 2017

😄 Kali sana!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 24, 2017

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Fatuma (Guest) on February 20, 2017

😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 18, 2017

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Yahya (Guest) on December 29, 2016

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 4, 2016

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Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 31, 2016

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Juma (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 18, 2016

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂

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🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

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Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

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😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

James Kimani (Guest) on May 14, 2016

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Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Baraka (Guest) on May 6, 2016

🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 28, 2016

😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 11, 2016

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Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Sumaya (Guest) on February 3, 2016

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 26, 2016

😂 Kali sana!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 25, 2015

🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Salima (Guest) on November 11, 2015

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 22, 2015

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Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on September 13, 2015

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 12, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

Mazrui (Guest) on July 15, 2015

😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Latifa (Guest) on June 24, 2015

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

John Malisa (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 21, 2015

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

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