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Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu
Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo

Mke: sasa stail ya leo wewe utaosha vyombo mimo nitaangalia tv
Mme: huna haya wala hujui baya…!!!
we unadhani ni xtail gani mume aldhani???

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