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Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?

1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Date: December 22, 2017

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.
RAFIKI: Nini tena?

JAMAA:Nimegundua mke wangu kumbe anafanya biashara ya kitimoto na hajawahi hata kuniambia
RAFIKI: Kitimoto? We umejuaje?
JAMAA: Leo asubuhi nilichelewa kuamka niliamua nijipumzishe kidogo kabla ya kwenda kazini, simu ya mke wangu ikalia, nikaamua kuipokea, kabla hata sijafungua mdomo, nikasikia sauti ya mwanaume mmoja akauliza, “Huyo nguruwe umeshamuondoa?’ Hebu we fikiria nilivyoshtuka, yaani mpaka sasa nashindwa kuamini kuwa mke wangu ananizunguka anafanya biashara ya nguruwe hajaniambia hata siku moja

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Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Rukia (Guest) on February 4, 2017

😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 21, 2017

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂

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😄 Umenishika vizuri!

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Umetisha! 👌😂

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Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

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😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

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Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

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🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

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😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

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Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣

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😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

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😄 Kichekesho gani!

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

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🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

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