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Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya

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Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah

Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko
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Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 28, 2017

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Sharifa (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

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Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Faiza (Guest) on June 18, 2017

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Zainab (Guest) on May 17, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Ninaihifadhi hii!

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 6, 2017

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 18, 2017

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Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 3, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

John Kamande (Guest) on December 31, 2016

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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 31, 2016

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Zakaria (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 27, 2016

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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 9, 2016

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 3, 2016

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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🀣πŸ”₯

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Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2016

🀣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

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πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

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Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 9, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Nimefurahia sana hii! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

Yahya (Guest) on February 18, 2016

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 5, 2016

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Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 23, 2016

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 25, 2015

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2015

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 10, 2015

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 29, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2015

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Mgeni (Guest) on August 16, 2015

πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 4, 2015

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Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 6, 2015

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Ann Awino (Guest) on April 25, 2015

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