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Sultan
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Dec 24, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Salma
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Issa
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Shani
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 29, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
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Mhina
Guest
May 25, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Ndoto
Guest
May 14, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 13, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 9, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 8, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Rabia
Guest
May 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 1, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Neema
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Amina
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
