Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! โ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Sultan (Guest) on December 24, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 19, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Kassim (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on November 27, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
James Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 9, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 1, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 27, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 23, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 22, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Hawa (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Salma (Guest) on October 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 12, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 23, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 8, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on September 5, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Issa (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 26, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 25, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 10, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Fadhili (Guest) on June 23, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 9, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 29, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Mhina (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Ndoto (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 8, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 16, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rahim (Guest) on March 17, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 10, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Neema (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Amina (Guest) on February 10, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 4, 2020
๐ Added to my favorites!
Rashid (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ