What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Sultan (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on December 20, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 19, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Kassim (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on November 27, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mohamed (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 23, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hawa (Guest) on October 21, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Salma (Guest) on October 14, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 12, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 23, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 8, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on September 5, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Issa (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 25, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 10, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Shani (Guest) on July 15, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on June 23, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 9, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 29, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Mhina (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ndoto (Guest) on May 14, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 9, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 8, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 30, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 16, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Maulid (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Rahim (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 10, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Neema (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Amina (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 7, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 4, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rashid (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨