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Janet Mbithe
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Sep 5, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Thomas Mtaki
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Aug 22, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Amani
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 28, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 22, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 12, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Amina
Guest
May 12, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rukia
Guest
May 2, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Chum
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
