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What do witches order at hotels?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! ๐งนโจ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
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