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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 29, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Zuhura
Guest
May 27, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Safiya
Guest
May 22, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 13, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mustafa
Guest
May 11, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Warda
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
