What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Kiza (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Kheri (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Rahim (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Maimuna (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Warda (Guest) on July 24, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Fatuma (Guest) on July 10, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 6, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 29, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 14, 2024

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Muslima (Guest) on May 31, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Habiba (Guest) on May 18, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Tambwe (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Omari (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Sumaya (Guest) on April 24, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

James Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 24, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Abubakar (Guest) on March 18, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 13, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 12, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 9, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Nassor (Guest) on March 6, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Kheri (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mhina (Guest) on February 19, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 9, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Habiba (Guest) on January 1, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 15, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on December 14, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 12, 2023

😄 You got me!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 22, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Rashid (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Habiba (Guest) on November 2, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Arifa (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mohamed (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 22, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 17, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Maneno (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 10, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Khalifa (Guest) on October 7, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮