What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 8, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 2, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

John Malisa (Guest) on September 29, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 26, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Kazija (Guest) on September 8, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Zainab (Guest) on August 24, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Furaha (Guest) on August 20, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 5, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mazrui (Guest) on August 3, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mjaka (Guest) on August 1, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mazrui (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Maida (Guest) on July 15, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Juma (Guest) on July 8, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Bakari (Guest) on June 22, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Chum (Guest) on June 18, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mjaka (Guest) on June 3, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nassar (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Kheri (Guest) on May 24, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Kassim (Guest) on May 24, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Baraka (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 4, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rubea (Guest) on April 19, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Biashara (Guest) on April 16, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Amina (Guest) on April 8, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Yusra (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 31, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 9, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 4, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 19, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

David Chacha (Guest) on February 17, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Husna (Guest) on February 15, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Yusra (Guest) on January 21, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Jabir (Guest) on January 7, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Nassor (Guest) on December 28, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Maida (Guest) on December 25, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 23, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mjaka (Guest) on December 11, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Husna (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰