Salima (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nashon (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mariam (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Maneno (Guest) on August 11, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 7, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nahida (Guest) on June 24, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on June 9, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 20, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Fikiri (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 9, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Hamida (Guest) on May 2, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Baraka (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Abdullah (Guest) on April 19, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 12, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Nassor (Guest) on April 3, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 29, 2024

😄 You got me!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Hamida (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Abdullah (Guest) on March 7, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 3, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Kiza (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Shamim (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Latifa (Guest) on January 29, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Husna (Guest) on January 27, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Fikiri (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Umi (Guest) on December 27, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 24, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Makame (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Jaffar (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Zakia (Guest) on December 8, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 5, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Omar (Guest) on November 4, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Abubakar (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 27, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 26, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Leila (Guest) on October 9, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 25, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

James Mduma (Guest) on September 24, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Juma (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜