The merry-go-round! 🎠
Explanation:
A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! 🎪😄
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What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
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I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 6, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 30, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 21, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 29, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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😅 I’m still laughing!
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What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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😆 This one really got me!
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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 14, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 3, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 28, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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