What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 12, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Aziza (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 2, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Jafari (Guest) on September 19, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Husna (Guest) on September 17, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 1, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 11, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Habiba (Guest) on August 4, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Warda (Guest) on July 18, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 18, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Bahati (Guest) on July 3, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 23, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Daudi (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Fikiri (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 2, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 2, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Jabir (Guest) on May 31, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Daudi (Guest) on May 6, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Yusra (Guest) on April 4, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Husna (Guest) on March 29, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Bahati (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 26, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Husna (Guest) on March 21, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Abubakar (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Sekela (Guest) on March 7, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Maida (Guest) on February 23, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 23, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Kheri (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

John Lissu (Guest) on February 17, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Tabu (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 19, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

James Malima (Guest) on December 25, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

David Chacha (Guest) on December 19, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mchawi (Guest) on December 18, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 13, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 29, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣