The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! โ๏ธ๐ฅ
Explanation: Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! โ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 5, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on April 1, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Amir (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on February 13, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 6, 2021
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 3, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 24, 2021
๐คฃ Sending this now!
George Tenga (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Habiba (Guest) on January 20, 2021
๐ Saving this one!
Abdillah (Guest) on January 18, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Issa (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 14, 2021
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 13, 2021
๐ This joke just made my day!
Farida (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Mazrui (Guest) on December 4, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 17, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2020
๐ You got me!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Arifa (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 22, 2020
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Maida (Guest) on October 16, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 24, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Mgeni (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Athumani (Guest) on September 13, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 3, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Sekela (Guest) on August 1, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Jabir (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 18, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 7, 2020
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 8, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 22, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Khatib (Guest) on May 17, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Sultan (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on April 13, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ