What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Zakaria (Guest) on September 9, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Zubeida (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Muslima (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 6, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Saidi (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 26, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 26, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Kahina (Guest) on June 24, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 16, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 6, 2024

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Nchi (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 31, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zawadi (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 15, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Maimuna (Guest) on April 14, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Binti (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 5, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 30, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 1, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 23, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

George Tenga (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 16, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Yusuf (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rabia (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 20, 2023

😄 Too good!

Jamal (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Halimah (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 5, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

James Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 18, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Rahim (Guest) on October 30, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 22, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿