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Jane Malecela
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Jan 23, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Baraka
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Jan 18, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Joseph Mallya
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Jan 10, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Michael Onyango
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Jan 10, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Husna
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Faiza
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Dec 29, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Patrick Akech
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Dec 29, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Lucy Mushi
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Dec 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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James Kimani
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Dec 17, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Salma
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Janet Mwikali
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Oct 20, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Makame
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Salma
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Azima
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Shani
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Makame
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 29, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 17, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Chiku
Guest
May 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 10, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mjaka
Guest
May 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Amani
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Paul Ndomba
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Apr 24, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Lucy Mahiga
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Feb 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Betty Akinyi
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Feb 26, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Josephine
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Feb 4, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
