Riddle: "Which Budgie owns the cage? ๐ฆ๐ "
Short Answer: "None! The cage owns them all! ๐"
Explanation: This playful answer suggests that in the quirky world of budgies, the cage reigns supreme! Rather than any single budgie owning the cage, it humorously implies that the cage has a hold over all the budgies, making it the true owner. This lighthearted response adds a touch of whimsy to the question, putting a smile on the reader's face. ๐๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Salma (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 5, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 22, 2020
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 21, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on May 17, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Khatib (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on April 28, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Mhina (Guest) on April 26, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Faiza (Guest) on April 10, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 6, 2020
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Zakaria (Guest) on April 1, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 7, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Rahim (Guest) on February 18, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Maneno (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 6, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 30, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Hamida (Guest) on January 28, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on January 27, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Sekela (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Jafari (Guest) on December 25, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Khadija (Guest) on November 9, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Fikiri (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Rahim (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Sumaya (Guest) on October 1, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Fadhila (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Azima (Guest) on September 24, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Tabu (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on September 19, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 15, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 15, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Shamim (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 2, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 13, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 1, 2019
๐ Sharing right away!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 29, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!