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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!
Explanation: π΅ The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! πΆπ₯ This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.
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