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Patrick Akech
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Feb 26, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Salum
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Masika
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
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I needed that laugh!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Husna
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Issack
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Masika
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 29, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Juma
Guest
May 13, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 10, 2020
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Amani
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
