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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... ฯ! ๐ฅง
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is ฯ (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since ฯ sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? ๐คฉ
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