What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 9, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 15, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Hamida (Guest) on October 13, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Rehema (Guest) on October 7, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Binti (Guest) on October 1, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mustafa (Guest) on September 16, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 15, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Zulekha (Guest) on September 3, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Fadhili (Guest) on August 5, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

James Kimani (Guest) on July 28, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on July 28, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Furaha (Guest) on July 26, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 11, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 7, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Fatuma (Guest) on June 20, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 16, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Warda (Guest) on June 3, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on May 17, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 13, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mchawi (Guest) on May 11, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mzee (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

James Mduma (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Nahida (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Sharifa (Guest) on April 5, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Khalifa (Guest) on March 17, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Salima (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Hawa (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 2, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

John Malisa (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

David Chacha (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 19, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Ali (Guest) on January 15, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Amani (Guest) on December 29, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Sarafina (Guest) on December 20, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rashid (Guest) on December 19, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Faiza (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 3, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rehema (Guest) on November 19, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nassor (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴