What did the teacher do at the beach?

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 14, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Sekela (Guest) on April 5, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

George Mallya (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 22, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Fadhili (Guest) on March 21, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 18, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

James Mduma (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 5, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Salma (Guest) on March 4, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 29, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 18, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Amani (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 11, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Warda (Guest) on January 8, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Shukuru (Guest) on December 21, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Nchi (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Latifa (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 27, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Yusuf (Guest) on November 6, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 2, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Josephine (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 24, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Omar (Guest) on October 6, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on October 3, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sultan (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Shani (Guest) on September 21, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 19, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Shamim (Guest) on September 17, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 5, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 29, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Arifa (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Jabir (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Majid (Guest) on July 8, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 5, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Kazija (Guest) on June 21, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 20, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 9, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 9, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Amir (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shamim (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯