What do elves learn in school?

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 31, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Maulid (Guest) on June 28, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 17, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Maneno (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Kassim (Guest) on May 29, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 15, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sofia (Guest) on May 6, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Hekima (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhili (Guest) on May 2, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Jaffar (Guest) on April 30, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Juma (Guest) on April 18, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 16, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 12, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rubea (Guest) on April 9, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 31, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 28, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 16, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Shukuru (Guest) on March 16, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Neema (Guest) on March 13, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 30, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Amir (Guest) on January 14, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 21, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nahida (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 9, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Maulid (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Omar (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Jamal (Guest) on November 10, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Rashid (Guest) on November 3, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 29, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 27, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Hashim (Guest) on October 27, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 20, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Farida (Guest) on October 5, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Warda (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 8, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Arifa (Guest) on September 5, 2018

😂 So funny!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 3, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Muslima (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 22, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Masika (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂