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Baridi
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Oct 9, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
😄 You got me!
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Leila
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 31, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 25, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Issa
Guest
May 11, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Shani
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Neema
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
