What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 20, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Masika (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 4, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 28, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 24, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on March 15, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 2, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zubeida (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Zakaria (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 2, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 2, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Hekima (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mgeni (Guest) on January 29, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 27, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Rukia (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 15, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 19, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Juma (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Chiku (Guest) on November 12, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 16, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Zakaria (Guest) on October 5, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 13, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Kiza (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mariam (Guest) on July 29, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Baridi (Guest) on July 12, 2019

😄 Too good!

Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 20, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 11, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Neema (Guest) on May 4, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 4, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mzee (Guest) on April 21, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

George Mallya (Guest) on April 16, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mwanais (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴