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Catherine Naliaka
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Jan 9, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Makame
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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David Kawawa
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Nov 28, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Fadhila
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Nov 26, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Amir
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Fatuma
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Sep 22, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 29, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 27, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 25, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 18, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 8, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
May 8, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 7, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 4, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 3, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 2, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Chum
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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John Lissu
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Mar 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
