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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because he wanted to reach for the highest grades! 🎓💪
Explanation: The boy brought a ladder to school because he was determined to climb his way to the top! Just like how a ladder helps us reach higher places, he believed that with the right tools (and a bit of humor!), he could conquer any academic challenge. Who knows, maybe he even wanted to give his teachers a little surprise by showing up with a ladder in hand! 😄📚
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