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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ππ¦π
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? π€·ββοΈπ
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