Issack (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Majid (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Fikiri (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 29, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Salum (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 12, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Juma (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mazrui (Guest) on September 6, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Zulekha (Guest) on August 30, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 23, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Sarafina (Guest) on August 20, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Salima (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zulekha (Guest) on August 15, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Zainab (Guest) on August 4, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Fadhili (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Fatuma (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 15, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 2, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Zakia (Guest) on June 26, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

John Malisa (Guest) on June 25, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 8, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 29, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on May 24, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Maneno (Guest) on May 17, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 14, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Chiku (Guest) on May 13, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Chiku (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 6, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mjaka (Guest) on April 30, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 18, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on April 10, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

George Tenga (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rahim (Guest) on March 30, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Tabu (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 9, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ali (Guest) on March 4, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 25, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on February 23, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Shukuru (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Amir (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔