Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! 🐍😜
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! 🙅♂️🐍😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Issack (Guest) on January 9, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 21, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 10, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Muslima (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Husna (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Tambwe (Guest) on November 30, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 29, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Ndoto (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 15, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Omar (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 2, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 29, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Hamida (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Wande (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 9, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 28, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 24, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 18, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Muslima (Guest) on August 8, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Abubakari (Guest) on August 3, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Sumaya (Guest) on July 14, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 5, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Azima (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Zakaria (Guest) on June 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 8, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Rashid (Guest) on May 13, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 19, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
James Malima (Guest) on March 17, 2019
😄 What a joke!
Mazrui (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
James Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Raha (Guest) on February 25, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Kahina (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Leila (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 28, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 28, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 21, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Yahya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Hawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Juma (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 23, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆