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Maida
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Jan 12, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Warda
Guest
May 30, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Wande
Guest
May 24, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 20, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Fadhila
Guest
May 11, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
