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Athumani
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 18, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Salma
Guest
May 14, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 11, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mustafa
Guest
May 9, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Zubeida
Guest
May 2, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
