Why was the computer cold?

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Selemani (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jaffar (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 5, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ndoto (Guest) on August 26, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Sultan (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 25, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 13, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Khalifa (Guest) on August 12, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 30, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Daudi (Guest) on June 19, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on June 13, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 5, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 21, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Sultan (Guest) on May 19, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 5, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 17, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 16, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Athumani (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Hekima (Guest) on January 27, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 31, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zubeida (Guest) on December 29, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 28, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mazrui (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Neema (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mariam (Guest) on November 29, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Salum (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Lissu (Guest) on November 4, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 27, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡