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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Oct 20, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Amina
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rehema
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Salum
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Amina
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
