Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 20, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Fatuma (Guest) on September 18, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Amina (Guest) on August 31, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Zulekha (Guest) on August 28, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 22, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Hassan (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kiza (Guest) on August 8, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nahida (Guest) on August 1, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 27, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 26, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Nchi (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 17, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 15, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 3, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Jafari (Guest) on June 28, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 26, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Muslima (Guest) on June 21, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Tabu (Guest) on June 17, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Sharifa (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 7, 2019

😂 So funny!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 3, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Rehema (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nyota (Guest) on April 25, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 23, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 13, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Abdullah (Guest) on April 7, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Salum (Guest) on March 29, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 23, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 17, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Aziza (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

George Tenga (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mohamed (Guest) on March 11, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Nahida (Guest) on March 4, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 12, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 26, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Hawa (Guest) on January 24, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Amina (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 17, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Maulid (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 14, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 13, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤