How do you catch a polar bear?

Mgeni (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Zuhura (Guest) on January 5, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Kassim (Guest) on December 19, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Fikiri (Guest) on December 11, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 24, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Asha (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 11, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Habiba (Guest) on November 10, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Chiku (Guest) on November 7, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Rashid (Guest) on November 7, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mchuma (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 1, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Salum (Guest) on October 11, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Azima (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Latifa (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 4, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Kahina (Guest) on September 28, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Tabu (Guest) on September 24, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Rahim (Guest) on September 9, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 4, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Leila (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Sarafina (Guest) on August 24, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Abdullah (Guest) on August 24, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 18, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 18, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Kheri (Guest) on July 16, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 15, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Rabia (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Khadija (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 29, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Halima (Guest) on June 18, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 5, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 1, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 30, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Rubea (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Yahya (Guest) on May 24, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Hamida (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Hamida (Guest) on May 9, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Daudi (Guest) on May 4, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Abdullah (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Khadija (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Shani (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Binti (Guest) on March 21, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!