Nyota (Guest) on October 25, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 17, 2018

😄 Too good!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 4, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Daudi (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mashaka (Guest) on September 6, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mhina (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 19, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Maida (Guest) on August 10, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Khamis (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Rubea (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 19, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 27, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Jaffar (Guest) on June 5, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nasra (Guest) on June 4, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

John Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Kazija (Guest) on May 27, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 15, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 13, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Bahati (Guest) on May 13, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Hawa (Guest) on May 7, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 4, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on May 3, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 2, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 2, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shamim (Guest) on April 27, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Wande (Guest) on April 17, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Rubea (Guest) on April 9, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 30, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 28, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Josephine (Guest) on March 8, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

John Malisa (Guest) on February 18, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Amir (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 12, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Nassar (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Bakari (Guest) on January 27, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Yusra (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Abdillah (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 23, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Furaha (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sarafina (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Bahati (Guest) on December 18, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄