What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 🐘📞 A jumbo dialer! 🤣
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! 🐘📞
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Yusra (Guest) on September 17, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Abubakar (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 8, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2024
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Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 5, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 28, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 14, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 8, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Chum (Guest) on July 23, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mustafa (Guest) on July 21, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Nasra (Guest) on July 8, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Khatib (Guest) on June 30, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 24, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 22, 2024
😁 This made my day!
George Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Rukia (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Jaffar (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 6, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 2, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Amina (Guest) on May 31, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Rahim (Guest) on May 28, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Shamim (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 8, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Binti (Guest) on April 25, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 15, 2024
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Furaha (Guest) on April 8, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Tambwe (Guest) on April 4, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 3, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Saidi (Guest) on March 28, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 21, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
John Malisa (Guest) on March 17, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 12, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Nashon (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 6, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 2, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 19, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Salma (Guest) on January 7, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 2, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Salma (Guest) on December 18, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 8, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 4, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 3, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 3, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜