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Chum
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Mar 3, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Chum
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Mar 2, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Henry Mollel
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Feb 14, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Kazija
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Feb 12, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Mariam Hassan
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Feb 11, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Binti
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Feb 6, 2019
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 4, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 20, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Faiza
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Jan 12, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Sofia
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Dec 29, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Esther Nyambura
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Oct 1, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
๐ Sharing right away!
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Jackson Makori
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Aug 2, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Jane Malecela
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Jul 21, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 20, 2018
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Omar
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Jul 9, 2018
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Mchuma
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Jun 25, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jun 20, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Amani
Guest
May 27, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Nchi
Guest
May 23, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Khamis
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May 22, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
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May 14, 2018
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Hamida
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May 12, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Peter Otieno
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May 2, 2018
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Francis Njeru
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Apr 22, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Mary Mrope
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Apr 13, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
