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Mwajabu
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Sep 23, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Sarah Mbise
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Sep 11, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Aug 10, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Juma
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 29, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 29, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 23, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 20, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 18, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 18, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 17, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Leila
Guest
May 17, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 13, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Raha
Guest
May 11, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Omar
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Warda
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Kevin Maina
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Dec 27, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Dec 26, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Jafari
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Dec 26, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Peter Otieno
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Nov 29, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
